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July 20, 2003  [7:27 PM]

You know you're stressed when...

1. Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.

2. You listen to your relaxation tapes on high speed.

3. You say the same sentence over and over again, not
realizing that you have said it before.

4. The sun is too loud.

5. Trees begin chasing you.

6. You can see individual air molecules vibrating.

7. You begin to explore the possibility of setting up
an I.V. drip solution of espresso.

8. You can hear mimes.

9. You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

10. You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

11. You take stop signs and red lights personally.

12. You say the same sentence over and over again, not
realizing that you have said it before.

13. You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you are the only one in the room.

14. You say the same sentence over and over again, not
realizing that you have said it before...

15. It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

16. You can travel without moving.

17. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

18. You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the rest of the night.

19. Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.

20. You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the
people you are talking to.


(Berat badan sudah turun lagi 1kg sejak aku timbang bulan lepas.  BMI aku cuma tinggal 18.  Aku nak cuti.  Aku nak cuti.  Aku nak cuti.)

 


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